so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
