i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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