Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
now i know why i became what i already was.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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