Plan B is the new Plan A
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
how does that bad decision feel?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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