i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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