It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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