ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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