Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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