When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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