I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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