he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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