Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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