with your own penis?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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