in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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