what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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