Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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