I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
