Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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