Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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