There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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