I'm drive I can fine osifer
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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