you guys were way drunker than both of me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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