I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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