you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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