you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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