11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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