with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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