I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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