Betty ford says i'm here all night
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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