But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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