is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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