he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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