Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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