they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
