no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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