I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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