8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
that may or may not have been my penis.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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