Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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