Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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