so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry about my life...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My feet surprised me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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