C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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