We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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