thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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