I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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