You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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