looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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