He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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