You're so nebulous sometimes
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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