I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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