I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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