Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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