Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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