I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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