: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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