What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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