it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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