His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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